Letter of appeal sent to a female Nature editor
"Dear [Nature editor],
We do not accept your decision....
I request that you withdraw from handling our
manuscript and transfer it to a male editor."
В твиттере много разных ответов предлагают, вплоть до "Disqualified. Future submissions to this journal by you or your team will be returned unread", но это не смешно. Веселее было бы так:
"Dear [Author], We would have gladly satisfied your request, but, unfortunately, you are not of an appropriate age, race or religion to make this kind of requests."